Getting their shitty diaper changed was the only time the nanny paid them any attention.

It's good to see there are complete sycophantic idiots on both sides. 

“‘80s Bernie”

You're right, I don't get that. I'd rather spend the money properly treating my OCD.

You're right, I don't get that. I'd rather spend the money properly treating my OCD.

Yeah, those old-fashioned social niceties are so creepy. 

If fucking me is going to cause a problem for a bartender, she’s probably not cut out to work at the bars I frequent.

Yes.

“Anyway, as is the case with many of the brand’s apparel inventions”

“Anyway, as is the case with many of the brand’s apparel inventions”

So, your experience shows that you don't need this product.

So, your experience shows that you don't need this product.

I'm fun everywhere. I'm also not afraid of children and their emotions.

I'm fun everywhere. I'm also not afraid of children and their emotions.

Brown people don't count.

Splinter did their absolute best to elect this guy and they're doing their best to help elect him again. Pull that beam out of your eye first, son.

That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week. 

That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week. 

They get thirsty, they'll figure it out.

They get thirsty, they'll figure it out.

It's the only place I'm not banned.

It's the only place I'm not banned.

I'm a bit older and I've always been OCD. I still don't forget to close my garage door. 

I'm a bit older and I've always been OCD. I still don't forget to close my garage door. 

Love these.

Love these.

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Maybe it's time to consider memory care assisted living.

Maybe it's time to consider memory care assisted living.

I'm sorry that happened to you.