Yes.

Dude's trollin'.

How do you forget to close your garage door?

How do you forget to close your garage door?

Thanks. 

Thanks. 

Joan's bad take was rightly dragged in the comments.

No.

I would smokev it except I can't 

I would smokev it except I can't 

Those are $200 blankets. For sitting on the grass. Once a year.

Those are $200 blankets. For sitting on the grass. Once a year.

I thought you were kidding.

I thought you were kidding.

Six bucks a serving?

Six bucks a serving?

“This is not something that exactly “matters” a lot, in the grand scheme of things; I cannot say I care whether or not America dominates the global shipping industry.”

I don’t post here much.

One does what one can.

One does what one can.

You give Jubal Harshaw a bad name.

“Funny looking anal beads" was my first thought. 

“Funny looking anal beads" was my first thought. 

The choice of graphic is deeply disappointing. 

The choice of graphic is deeply disappointing. 

That reminds me, I have a package to send you tomorrow.

That reminds me, I have a package to send you tomorrow.

I blend into the shadows.

I blend into the shadows.

They caught me stealing them.

They caught me stealing them.

I just use a plastic grocery bag. 

I just use a plastic grocery bag.