It is.

Dude.

In your colon, I imagine. 

Christ, your needless pedantry is cranked to 11.

Federal law always trumps state law. Whether-or-not the law is enforced has no impact on the legality of an action.

I spell it with an H to troll the youts.

What's it like to be a dumbass?

Recreational marihuana isn’t legal anywhere in the United States.

You’ll stick a dragondick dildo up your ass but menstruation makes you sick to your tum tum?

One of the unintended consequences of many energy efficient homes is that the air quality inside sucks.

I think this goes beyond having “gluten free” into “really, we mean it, it’s gluten free”.

That’s a particularly human-centric view of bacteria. All bacteria are harmful to some other lifeform, and are thusly germs. 

Works for me.

Weird sex talk, at that. /kinkshame

lol

World's Best Rice Whiskey.

“Baby” isn’t a pet name, it’s a misogynist putdown.

“that will kill most of the bacteria and the germs.”

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