Don’t even need to read the article, NP.

The dog went oui oui.

Dog: “Oh yeah....yeah..aw yeah...aw YEAH...you watching this? Hey, HEY! You! Yeah, hairless monkeys! You watch this! You WATCH this! Yeeeeeeeah...”

1,000 years from now David Tracy LXXXVIII will be trying to yank one of these out of radioactive mud with a broken Walmart come along, hopeful as always.

So you couldn’t two part the come along? Two pulleys, half the force? You just yanked it straight up there? I am so confused. With three come alongs that kid should have been able to get that thing in the trailer.

I would much rather receive packages via USPS than any of the package carriers. On the vehicle side, I look forward to seeing the progress of this project.

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For me, its UPS that can’t deliver for shit.

I guess nobody ever taught you the correct way to load a vehicle onto a trailer; you load the HEAVY end to the front. It must’ve been a fun ride down I94 with that trailer swaying from side to side........

Isn’t this a strict liability issue since she was in custody? Why is her bad behavior even being discussed? it’s not even a he said /she said at this point. They already admit to having sex with someone in their custody. are they claiming she wasn’t yet in custody?

You have all of those Jeeps and no winch? We should do a Kickstarter.

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

It’s so unprecedented that it’s used by almost every rapists’ defense lawyer.

“This behavior is unprecedented for a depressed victim of a vicious rape.”

“But why don’t women come forward????”

I broke the exact same harbor freight hand winch, the exact same way, loading an 85 cherokee. Then I built myself this

Oh for fuck’s sake.

David, I think you need help. Not the kind of help where some friend comes over and helps you work on your Jeeps. Not that kind of help at all.

Now just get a beige Aztec, do it !

Do you have a thing against having 1 car reliably running?