Rich Juziak is a condescending douchebag to any fellow queer who might differ in lifestyle - god forbid a gay man want romance and not brooklyn loft bareback sex parties that we have to read about because Jezebel editors seem to think women have an interest in gay male sex addicts who self dscribe as sex positive and…

Good old Rich dictating how every gay man should be on a website for women. Why oh fucking why is this dude paid to write for Jezebel?

The lengths some queer people will go to in order to be accepted in the mainstream, in my view, are a fascinating indication of the compromises under progress’s surface. Worth talking about, I think.

So, it’s now cool to harass gay men on social media?!

This outfit on SNL was a mistake.

I’ve written many a cheery message in a card for people I barely knew or would have cheerfully shoved in the river. Doesn’t mean a thing.

Or, “Excuse Me While I Whip This Out”

If you buy a performance car, your gambling on value retention. There has to be a shortage of supply or something really special about it to not drop significantly in value.

I thought this was Kinja Deals.

Imagine how many victims might have been spared if the perpetrators hadn’t been extremely powerful and ruthless?

Oooh, the new logitech stuff is out already!

Or better yet, think of how many victims could have been spared if said offenders didn’t assault/rape people.

I saw a Halloween truck the other day.

I think what infuriated me more than the content was the way it was written. Just the headline alone seems like it is downplaying what he did to Natasha Henstridge by using the words “sexual misconduct or harassment.” He RAPED her. He is a RAPIST. I understand all rape is technically “sexual misconduct”, but not all…

About the whole Kesha writing Dr. Luke a nice birthday card and then him trying to use that to say he didn’t assault her: bullshit. Women are forced to do shit like that to keep the peace and therefore their jobs all the damn time.

That’s just crazy.

How about standardizing the connections so that it works like a gas refueling station?

Instead of confederate statues, a company should start making confederate sex dolls. That’s what these people really want, and when they get it they’ll shut up about these offensive statues erected to celebrate mass murderers.

That does at least start to illuminate the alternate universe that is that White House. Listening to Sarah Hucksterbee Zoltar from that podium makes me feel like I’m standing in the main hall of the Legion of Doom.