I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

*sigh*

Buffalo 66.

Watch an adult eat watermelon after Barry Petchesky has fucked it.

That song was a lot funnier when I thought it was Brad Lohaus.

Barry’s arms be like

Sam Biddle looks like someone who keeps a guitar in his apartment as a way to impress girls, except he doesn’t play the guitar well.

I was thinking the Steve Rodgers “Before” picture.

boldly going where most men think they have been but were really like an inch to the right before.

This is the first time I’ve agreed with BIG ANTI-MAYO. Mayo slaw is a crime, and reason enough to turn someone away from your barbecue.

Apparently, we oscillate back and forth. After Prince’s death, we are back to being cold to the Kardashians (as it should be), but “we” had been trying to paint Kimmy as a feminist, body poz icon before that (lolz). For Meghan Trainor, we were on her team with Photoshopping but now her dancing sucks, so she’s awful…

Wait... do we hate her? I’m losing track of who we think is bey and who we think is non-fleek.

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Guys who are on reddit jerk off a lot?????

The real joke is that The Huntsman is doing better at the box office.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Tom Brady? More like Bobby Brady.

how the FFFFFFFF did The Fat Jewish get invited to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?!

Who eats Sun Chips in a jet cockpit?!