I’ve always said she was the next Bob Dylan$!

Lazy internet writing at its finest. Here’s the exact same daily mail article from four days ago http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

It’s terrible for authors and small businesses, but it’s fun to pretend otherwise.

Teh girl w/ 2 buttholes can GET IT.

I don’t care that you buy or consume.

Spoiler alert:

No, but you are still considered a user. If you have an active account you are helping their bottom line. This era needs to end.

Delete your Facebook.

“It’s the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat’s supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why’d you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?” -David Mamet

A very slippery slope?

The real rumor is that Madeline Davies once masturbated with a hot dog when she was in high school and is now getting REVENGE.

Mostly old black blind men and believe me I have no problem appropriating the shit out of all of them.

You forgot “beautiful”

Do you not find it ridiculous to say in your headline that Woody Allen is boasting about “educating his wife” when what in reality his ACTUAL quote RIGHT BELOW says “She’s educated herself”?

Even when you masturbate!

Nail clippings? Left on the on the cloth he uses? To clean his glasses?

You do realize that most of the fans are like ten years old right?

No gratuitous Cardinal hate? What is Jezebel still running things?

There’s no way Petchesky and his sweater vest are getting out of that photo without a wedgie.

Let’s save our outrage for the next time they don’t cast Idris Elba as James Bond, amirite?