If you actually are a troll, you’re currently in violation of the Trolling Geneva Convention, wherein you have to stop responding or cop to being a troll any time someone accuses you of trolling.

sounds like you could use a drink tbh

I don’t quite empathize here, so help me understand. I’ve seen the horrors of alcoholism first-hand, but I also have the complete ability to control my alcohol consumption. I enjoy beverages that sometimes include alcohol and want to be sold things that are delicious, not kept in the dark about them by the…

In a statement, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said that after speaking with Familia and Rivas in person, along with the Fort Lee Prosecutor, evidence regarding the case “does not support a determination that Mr. Familia physically assaulted his wife, or threatened her or others with physical force or harm, on October…

I disagree. Both the prosecutor and the league determined that he neither assaulted nor threatened to assault his wife. He got drunk and belligerent - to the point that his wife felt the need to call the police - so clearly he was out of line and a punishment was in order. But two separate investigations exonerated…

I’m telling you, though, that wedding registries exist for one reason: relatives.

Counterpoint: Presents are fun and people should give them to me because they make me happy.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Oakland can’t afford the insane costs the NFL demands and Vegas can. The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.

That United Airlines’s policy forcibly sexualizes children’s bodies is especially reprehensible

It has been reported that the passenger was flying on a pass, and was therefore required to adhere to a more formal dress code.

She didn’t say she felt threatened?

Actually, It is shitty to call the cops when you haven’t even asked someone nicely to leave.

Eh, it doesn’t sound like she’s done much to dissuade him yet. It wouldn’t hurt to give him the benefit of the doubt. I was pretty damn clingy and desperate in my teens, but I could keep my tantrums and despair to myself after getting shot down. Just because your emotionally immature, doesn’t mean you are incapable…

I’ve been through more company buyouts and transitions and takeovers and what-have-you than you can shake a stick at, and— this letter sounds pretty much like every single letter from every single one of those events.

I don’t really follow as this is literally boilerplate stuff. This is the same e-mail you will see anywhere that has a merger, sells off a division, etc. The only way this could be more generic is if it was sent without filling in any of the blanks.

I know people like this who ask for advice from a myriad of people, follow none of it, then do what they want anyway. It’s maddening.

I’m sure this mother wants to do the right thing but she’s so caught up in her own beliefs about what’s “right” she’s making it about her and not her baby.

“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”