I did, however, once witness a woman in the SoHo Equinox locker room nonchalantly sidle up to me as I blow dried my hair, remove her panties, remove the other blow dryer from its holster, blow dry the panties right next to me, filling our shared air space with the smell of her crotch blow drying, and then put the…
No snark on this one. That was awesome.
Merlot = Pepsi.
It's diversity! You never see attractive fat women paired with sketchoid bodybuilders doing Khal Drogo/Travis Bickle mashup cosplay.
Ok, "cock-blocktopus" is the greatest phrase you've ever coined, hands down.
Ugh. One thing I would like in my sex robot is less ejaculate. Thank you.
Tell your husband I said: Thank you for your service to our nation!
She lands all the Axls...
Michelle Kwan?
I am so stupidly excited for this.
I regularly use my husband's Barbasol to shave my legs. It's so much fun to play with! The fancy lady shave gel I have doesn't foam up enough to create an Abe Lincoln beard.
Played by Kirstie Alley in the inevitable made-for-Lifetime movie?
Being "anti-abortion" can mean different things to different people, especially morons. I don't want anybody to need to get an abortion, but I want everyone who needs it to be able to get one. I'm not sure anybody outside proponents of eugenics are actually pro-abortion in the sense that they want people to get…