As an actual plus sized adult who has worn Spanx, I can verify that rolling down does indeed happen, and wearing them is pure, unadulterated, torturous misery. It was a hideous sausage casing. I was the sausage. On my wedding day. Misery.

That voice is enough. :)

Mississippi is actually home to two subspecies of black bears. American black bears (Ursus americanus) are found in northern Mississippi while the Louisiana black bear (Ursus americanus luteolus) can be found in the southern two-thirds of the state.

So, the mascot is actually an Ursus americanus. Black bears have…

A large problem is that people like Lila Rose see the prevention of any pregnancy as an act of murder.

If you put all that fruit and stuff inside the bird's cavity, then roast the bird breast side down on a rack like this:

Unfortunately, if we moved the holiday, the airlines would move the ticket prices right along with it. So there goes that argument. The reason ticket prices to Minnesota are so low in January is because no one's trying to get home for the holidays then.

I'm married and childless by choice. The very thought of having to give birth to and raise a baby makes my skin crawl. But it doesn't bother me that my friends and relatives are having babies. I like seeing pictures of their kids. I like that they are happy with their choice to have children. I like that I'm going to…

I saw no less than three women (and one man) parading around town in these the other day. One in my office. I cringed at first when she turned around and I could see her underbutt, but I nearly vomited when she bent over to grab something under the copier and I could see all of her lady bits. Not cool, lady. Not.…

Frankly, no one here will judge you for that. And if they do, they're crazy.

Sorry, doll, that's just the grated cheese. The stuff below may be the mac n' cheese. Or mush. Not sure.

That's the legal terminology they have to use when someone has died from causes other than illness or age or other natural causes. They would have to say the same if it were a mysterious car accident, and they cannot state that it was a gunshot wound to the head if the autopsy is incomplete.

I've eaten horse. Granted, it was in Russia, but, it was served, I ate it, I didn't cry, it was actually quite delicious. I think the thing that concerns a lot of people is the residual antibiotics and steroids and other drugs given to horses that are not initially meant to be part of the food meant for human…

Alabama is not Mississippi. Though Mississippi did pull a molasses with the ratification of the 13th amendment...