That horrible prick will live forever.

Those who don’t do the same should feel ashamed!

Oh, that’s an awful thought. We’d better get some great stuff back, like cold fusion and a some good news about the Climate Crisis. Or ISIL just giving up and going home.

I’m predicting we will be out of awesome before the end of February but no worries. We still have the Koch brothers, the GOP, the owner of Jimmy Johns, Donald Trump and as someone mentioned up thread, Ted Nugent. Some say life isn’t fair but I prefer death isn’t fair.

You seem like fun.

Is that what’s depressing? Really?

We cannot continue at this rate. Well be out of awesome before June.

This month can end. What the hell? That’s enough loss for one month, surely.

Kool Aid drinkers born every second.

I think you’re right. I think our troops were treated about the same as we would have treated theirs.

You think the pundits are bad? The Facebook comments were full blown retarded. As a conservative leaning dude myself, it's a fucking embarrassment.

Only a good guy with a remote can stop a bad guy with a remote.

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

The best part about that sentiment is that the Iranians literally didn’t try anything. There wasn’t a ransom or any demands at all. Just a “hey, you guys seem lost. want a ride?”

A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

How would Fox News respond to this? ‘Hoo-rah these Murican patriot heroes saved our citizens from the evil Islamists yet again. Build a statue to these patriots!’”

I work in marketing. I’m pretty good at it.

Everyone seems to agree that these boats inadvertently drifted into Iranian waters.

Those of us fortunate enough have been trained on these situations know these sailors did what they needed to do. Never, ever, ever believe anything you see in a confession video.

No they aren’t.