The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

I’m not going to melt down, I’m growing a beard and taking to the hills to fight!

Please clap.

Michigan’s asshole governor Rick Snyder fits into this category as well.

It’s no Chaucer, but I’ll allow it.

A) Shut the fuck up.

Nothing can survive the Kardashian vortex of destruction.

Yes. This.

He means he has 53 mil in debt (mostly from fashion presumably.)

He genuinely thinks he is an artistic genius who was going to break the industry though. There is such a thing as too much confidence and its been his problem for a long time.

Yes, there was impulse buying and stealing credit cards from her mother, creating a rather huge debt. And then for a while, even when she was diagnosed correctly and had a psychiatrist whom she liked, she stopped taking her meds and seeing her analyst. She finally did get her act together, got her GED, and is now in…

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

There will always be room for improvement, to be sure.

“I am not saying that is the case with Canadian health care but just because the people are happier doesn’t mean it is better.”

But more Canadians are satisfied with their health system than Americans.

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Translation: “Dance, monkey!”

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

I just think it was great that he paid homage to Kobe by shooting 35%.