The Obama’s installed the clapper for him right before they left, but no one accounted for the fact that his small hands cannot make enough noise to activate it.

“I had very little idea how vehemently some women hated women.”

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

He’s a Republican. He thinks a “logical fallacy” is when you get a blowjob in the library.

I’ve always felt like men who consider “fat” to be the ultimate insult to a woman do it because they consider fat women unattractive and the worst thing you can be to a man is a woman he doesn’t want to have sex with.

When Trump didn’t wait for her when greeting the Obamas, it reminded me of the character of Betty Heslop in Muriel’s Wedding.

I’ve chaired an all-volunteer organization. We found that “Where the fuck have you been?” was less effective than “Thank you for coming, how can we get you more involved?” But what do I know? Maybe it’s the eye-rolling that the author mentions which makes her technique effective.

My husband was taken aback when I said I needed to find a bandanna/handkerchief in case of tear gas. Little did he know, I had been tear gassed before in Bloomington, IN in 1985. (Part of the anti apartheid rallies we had there back in the day.)

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

And then, at the end of a very long life, he would appear and gently tell you it was time to clean up your work space.

At the Inauguration Ball...