AllThePrettyThestrals
rubyfruitgirl
Feb 10 2017
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My state senator told the press that the CRUSH of calls, visits and mail from his constituents was “concerted effort orchestrated by the Establishment.” Read more

Feb 9 2017
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Looks like some flashback from silicone-based powder that’s used for video and often looks patchy in stills?

Feb 9 2017
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Well, Jezebel went ape shit when Jessie J said she’d like to be as great a singer as Aretha way back when. Jez even said she was actually putting herself on par with the Queen of Soul. If I remember right, she said she’d like to be in a class with her.

Feb 9 2017
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I once wrote an acronym for some rage I was feeling at my best friend in fifth grade. Showed my sister. An hour later, I walk into a church classroom to discover my sister showing it to my best friend and explaining what each letter stood for.

Feb 9 2017
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When I’m tempted to put something nasty in an email, I imagine myself reading it in a deposition. Works every time.