I want to gently squish this doggie’s face skin and coo at him like a bird.
Oh hai, Jack! *ruffles floofy topknot through screen*
Oh hai, Dex! *boops screen*
Oh, hai, Arlo!
That burn was so sick I’m going to have to open a window.
And her training was not in psychology, either. She seemed to be a shitty human being. A Jewish women’s group got burned by her in Dallas when they invited her to speak. http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/tough-love-dr-laura-seeks-sympathy-article-1.760858
Looks like some flashback from silicone-based powder that’s used for video and often looks patchy in stills?
I really like you people!
I’m now nervous thinking about how prominently the poop emoji appears in my texts.
Well, Jezebel went ape shit when Jessie J said she’d like to be as great a singer as Aretha way back when. Jez even said she was actually putting herself on par with the Queen of Soul. If I remember right, she said she’d like to be in a class with her.
I really like you. Well done!
I once wrote an acronym for some rage I was feeling at my best friend in fifth grade. Showed my sister. An hour later, I walk into a church classroom to discover my sister showing it to my best friend and explaining what each letter stood for.
When I’m tempted to put something nasty in an email, I imagine myself reading it in a deposition. Works every time.