That’s what inspired Deadspin’s motto: “Not as tasteless as Barstool.”

I’ve never been sick a day in my life.

I started reading comics when my mom bought me one, when I wouldn’t go outside, on the account that my bones were very fragile. Now I own my own comic art gallery, always searching for somebody like me that I can finally connect with.

In reference to the X-men referral, I would imagine trying to keep up with your average X-men storyline from ANY decade would also help a kid with analytical thinking.

Well, that’s schimply schexually schtimulating!

It’s hard to take General Spidrax as a credible threat when he’s romping around in a bikini bottom and thigh-highs.

He’s 82. By the time I’m 82 my career sure as hell better be over. Like with Cosby, this is too little too late.

For the past few months ive seen a steady stream of people talking about how its going to suck that casey will be presenting the oscar for best actress.

All the possible photos you could have used, and you pick one with a big-ass hair right in the middle of Shannen Doherty’s face. That’s just bugging the shit out of me. Am I the only one?

Don’t you live in New York as a writer with zero meaningful reason to live in New York? Cant you write about the revolution from anywhere? Move to somewhere cheap and give your apartment to someone who needs it. Working remotely will benefit you and society.

Unfortunately, I think we had a public referendum on this about 16 months ago and the statement “There’s no such thing as bad publicity” won, albeit on a technicality.

If by good career you mean fulfilling, maybe. It’s been a shit job financially for a long time. As a kid I spent most of my Saturday nights in the newsroom of the local paper where my dad worked. The constant refrain I heard from everyone, from grizzled copy editors to the overnight cub reporters, was “Don’t go into…

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

Other verses:

♫The driver on the bus says “HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”♫

If you don’t know which guy

Does this help or hurt his chances at G re-certification?

Guess that’s the Enzo of his career. No Amore wrestling for him.