At least you got high. These idiots are just...

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

Exactly. Katie Roiphe was detested by feminists when her stupid Morning After rape book came out. Also, her career began during the Third Wave in the 90s. This is like claiming Ivanka Trump as an example of Millennial Feminism.

“Oh no, not James Franco too,” said No One Ever.

If you’re gonna dredge up old Gawker sins, dredge up the right shit: the time they conspired with a blackmailing whore to out an exec at a rival media company, and claimed it was newsworthy because the dude’s brother was in politics.

There’s this really sweet movie called The Plague Dogs that I think is very good for young adults. I think it’s about puppies being cute?

Sidenote: Don’t let a kid watch Devilman, unless they’re really, really mature and cool like I was.

To Whom It May Concern:

Do you know why people who send thoughts and prayers are better than Deadspin commenters?

It depends if there’s a blanket with your baby there.

Jamming a camera into the window of an occupied ambulance isn’t reporting.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Stop. Just stop it. The endless outrage culture, the ridiculous purity tests, all of it. You attack these men for supposedly saying nothing, and you know damn well you also would have attacked them had they said anything because then they were using their privilege to take over the movement. I have an extremely hard…

This was the back-up headline:

the constant commentary here whenever a male actor says ANYTHING on the subject has been for them to shut up and go away, they are clueless or disingenuous, it’s not for them to speak out on and take the spotlight, and the more they talk the deeper they dig themselves. sooooo... they did that? and now you’re whining…

I feel that just reporting about this guy being an asshat is actually just perpetuating his platform to be an asshat. The best thing we could collectively do is to forget about him and move on. Karma will catch up soon enough/

Yeah... about that... Stop talking about this dude. It’s what he wants

I can’t wait. This was supposed to have been made into a film years ago but Scott Rudin, who had purchased the film rights, just sat on it. So glad we are going to see an extension of this book. It scared the bejesus out of me and gave me a great NYC history lesson.

New York’s attorney general Eric Schneiderman said he’s sue.