Relax, this is a progressive diner where yellow minifigs and yellow minifigs can eat next to each other in piece.  

So when can we expect your Snaktaku review of the tan circles from the diner?

Is it bad that I look at this and think of how these would likely be the most racist minifigs ever?

Okay :D Let’s go with plastic surgery to correct giant donkey ears like those Pinocchio got for acting like an ass.

So... I guess you never made it to the end of the movie?

Guess Mass Effect fans should celebrate by holding any Mass Effect weapon props backwards.

That’ll buff right out.

He goes way back...

Per the indictment, there’s a good chance that Paul Manafort may have committed some light treason.

Shit man, I just been masturbating all this time. Are we supposed to hit stuff with our erections? I had better get right on that:

Welcome to last week.

So I’m supposed to hit female coworkers with a folding chair?

Since when are David Spade and Adam Sandler A list? It’s 2017, right?

Ordering a direwolf killed because it attacked my son doesn’t make me the villain! You’re the villain!

Somewhere, Jay Z just did an an Arsenio level spit take.

The tip-off was the team’s blasting the Velvet Underground and Lou Reed before the game.

All this asinine fixation on the Jones act on this site the last 24 hours shows you guys have next to zero experience or exposure to this sort of thing. Long story short, Jones act has fuck-all to do with relief efforts (despite what that awful and loaded article posted earlier states)

I saw her on the trail!

-Lennay Kekua

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.