Followed by a bunch of journamalism ethics shit that gets real boring real fast.

So Rachel Brewson, a woman who does not actually exist, broke up with a fictional guy over Donald Trump, a real guy, but one who seems like he should only exist in fiction.

As a white person I won’t speak to the racial issues at hand here since it isn’t my business (though it is hilarious for Walker to speak about “difficult dialogues” when he’s referring to a subject that is undoubtedly more difficult to deal with for black people than for him, idiot), but as an artist I fucking despise…

Jeez Bibi, settle...no, wait, not over there!

After 2 years living in college with one of my childhood best friends, I noticed that he may have bought toilet paper 2, in total.

I was basically the Pied Piper for shitty roommates.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

My roommate used to sleep in the nude. Every night, he would drop trow in the middle of the room, and then scratch his nut sack for about an hour (ok, maybe 30 seconds, but it seemed like a lot longer). Every night, both hands scratching, like living with a cat going at a scratch post.

When I think of all the hard work and excellent journalism that is being utterly wasted on a despicable asshole held to different standards than every other person the planet, let alone a Presidential candidate, it depressed me .

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They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

one of my all time favorite episodes is when they go to the theatre with Jen to see the musical. OMG I was tearing laughing so hard. Best show.

The IT Crowd on Netflix.

Query: “I would bust that pussy.”

#NeverForget their amazingly hideous matching hairdos that made them look like twins from Village of the Damned.

“What is ‘sartorial’?”

It amazes me that the polls change at all. I really don’t understand how anyone can be undecided at this point. Who are the undecideds? Are they people who only watch cat videos 18 hours a day? People who live under bridges? People who start drinking cheap whisky at 7 a.m.? People who don’t watch the news because they…

So will this FINALLY get the media to stop sucking his dick?