Heavens no. How awkward. I save those very personal inquiries for the my fellow subway riders.

In my mind, they all become good friends and better people who laugh while telling this story some day. Or a bunny gets boiled.

This one loses points for a general lack of swearing and specifically for not threatening to “cunt punt” somebody.

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

You know how, with some authors or film directors, you just buy in completely to their vision and are willing to absorb anything they create? The very style, feel, and philosophy behind the work is simply your kinda thing and it doesn’t matter what the subject is?

Wow, that was fast. http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bfs/578007…

So which of you guys will steal the most office supplies on the way out? I bet it’s Barry.

Pondering Pence’s perception pertaining to Purvi Patel’s pressing pardon.

I’m pretty sure the reason no one eats with him is not because of his disability but because he’s a ginger. My coworker is a ginger. They have no soul. That’s right Eli from R&D I just said you have no soul!

Putting Bannon (or even Rick Santorum) in the same boat with Romney or George HW Bush or James Baker or Hank Paulson—the type of Republicans who have traditionally wielded real power within the party apparatus and government—is puerile looney tunes exaggeration.

The Gender Gap in my town has closed. The Gender Banana Republic still thrives, though.

And if the situation were reversed (say a famous gay celebrity ordered an item from a company and the company tweeted out how they’re taking that money and donating it to Trump and Pray-the-Gay away), we'd be outraged.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

“Recently, Pokémon were removed from the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C., where, for some reason, players had to be told to stop chasing Pidgeys between the museum’s exhibits honoring those who died in concentration camps.”

Manners are dead. Anybody driven to catch Pokemon at solemn sites like the Peace Park or that museum or Holocaust memorials should be ashamed of themselves.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

I regularly carry two cell phones and other various professional detritus when I’m not in the office. God bless cargo shorts, and fuck you straight in your ignorant and judgmental ass.

Batman: A Telltale Game Series Episode One — PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC, iOS, Android

Brown and slick and soft and smelly

Oh yeah, talking about great soundtracks, how come there’s no Streets of Rage in the list?