He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Thank you, Lionel Hutz.

She's not a murderer, just a paddlephile.

I don’t know what else he should have expected when she suggested going upstream on Schitt Creek.

So, fanfic and porn?

What about the video of that girl getting raped then telling her to deal with it?

Probably at work.

Good lord. Are you really that blind to your own coverage of Clinton during the primaries? I mean, really.

A game starring Norman Reedus with his Norman Feetus

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

No helmet or any kind of protective gear. An unwillingness to respond to requests or commands. A complete indifference to the situation around him. And it looks like he’s wearing open toed shoes on a fucking bicycle in the middle of a street!

When Ben and Jerry’s releases a new line of revamped classic ice cream…

I don’t think Ron Howard is even wearing orange in that pic. I think that’s his natural fur.

Nobody who wants to be able to stock up at Walmart is suddenly going to reconsider because Kim Kardashian wore an orange sweatshirt with no pants.

Every time Mariah Carrey smiles I'm reminded of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter.

There are better STD ads to choose from, c’mon

So you’re a big strong man who can handle coming across something potentially offensive without being upset because it’s just words.

A show is rated higher if you don’t include the people who don’t like it. Big If True!

I think it’s stupid that DudeBros downvote women-centered TV shows and movies, but does anyone really go to IMDB to look at the user generated ratings? I go there when I’m trying to figure out who the day player on the episode of Law & Order from 1994 is.