Now, now. She’s too young to get that reference. But thank you because that song got stuck in my head at the 2nd or 3rd paragraph as well.

um...what happened to the guy with the original header back across goal? He ran into a post behind goal and looks like he might be dead now

“Hey, sounds like you follow a bunch of annoying people on Twitter.”

This is meta Kara.

Especially since, y’know, not all of America lives in NYC or rides the subway. Contrary to what Gawker and so many other media employees may sometimes think.

The subway isn’t like a big truck. The subway is a series of tubes.

Jesus H. Christ do people ever need a fucking hobby,

My cousin had a nasty bout of colitis when was about 4, put her in the hospital, and after that my aunt trained her to always check her stool and report back to mommy. And then we went on a family roadtrip and stop at a rest stop that had an outhouse-type setup. My poor little cousin came out, wide-eyed, saying, “I…

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Are people happy now? Seems like most have not learnt after Sam Biddle’s public shaming of Justine Sacco, right back to harassment and shaming after they forgot that incident.

Actually, I’m kind of stunned that Nintendo took THIS long to fire her. Kotaku conveniently left out that Allison Rapp, who worked on Nintendo’s MARKETING team, had very radical ideas regarding underage sex and child molesters and child porn. No, I’m not talking about her essay mentioned on this article, but multiple…

We true Toto fans know where these words came from.

No, he said “man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day”

Here in the U.S., I notice that people are increasingly defining themselves and their values by what they are against.

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

We aren’t exactly Steven K Smith level, but these were my girlfriend and my costumes at BlizzCon 2015. Her 2nd ever costume and only my first.

What DC really needs to do to create a proper ‘rebirth’:

This shouldn’t be surprising since they didn’t really commit to rebooting it thoroughly in the first place. They had to work around not getting rid of any of Batman’s history nor everything that happened with Hal Jordan and many characters had to pay the price for it.

I know it is petty considering all the great information in the announcement, but for me the most amusing/frustrating segment of the announcement can be summed as following:

Between this, Diablo, and Hearthstone, Blizzard has become frighteningly good at loot container opening porn. Their next game will probably be called Open These Sweet-Ass Boxes, and I will spend several thousand dollars on it.