Marvel’s movie-making division will be rebooting the Spider-Man film franchise with yet another white teenage wall-crawler. (Boo on that.)

Execute Order 3.57...

From my experience with LEGO, the whole thing will look dusty enough in no time

I can only assume that this is my fault. Hopefully it will convince the lizard-people who run Konami that Suikoden is worth revisiting in the west.

I hope this isn’t what it seems like. And as a corollary, putting automatic stock in what the coroner says after the initial autopsy deserves caution as much as automatically believing whatever the police say. My best friend died in her sleep at age 30 without any warning at all in September. She wasn’t sick, she…

It’s true, your honor. This figure has no dick.

No dick here.

I hear Tahiti is a magical place.

The House (Out) of Ideas.

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

I got tired of waiting for them to put out a Lego Tardis and made my own. It isn’t the most amazing Lego Tardis, but the selection from the Pick-A-Brick catalog sucks.

talk about a dark reboot...

I will just say GOLDEN AXE

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

That poor Roomba crawled through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards... that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

I think my issue with these protests and the tone of this whole piece, is that from what is written, Yale and its admins appear to want to address problems, but are being attacked as though they are indifferent, or active instigators of the problems.

Not to minimize the hurt these students felt, which I believe is genuine, but some understanding of a university’s dynamics helps explain some of the gap.

The response of the students to their meeting with school executives is embarrassing. They’re complaining about a lack of “empathy” from people that are acting professionally. These aren’t their therapists; it’s the goddamn DEAN OF THE SCHOOL..

And now this is stuck in my head.