[10 second sigh]

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

I saw the commercials and the over the top reactions and fully expected all of the celebrities to be C-listers at best or no-listers. Antonio Brown of the Steelers??? I won’t watch but I suspect the final reveal will be Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell.

I’m Getting Married was FANTASTIC. The Staten Island couple where the husband forgot he was mic’ed and hulked out on his limo driver because he was late, and the wife had overfilled her lips so much they gave her a speech impediment. GOLD.

If you’re being careful in residential neighborhoods, then that sign isn’t about you. Parents can’t and in my opinion shouldn’t be within grabbing distance of their children 24/7. I’ve seen plenty of kids have a toy go into the street and they run back to get an adult. I’ve also seen a couple who don’t. I’d never…

Can I turn this into a spontaneous Christmas night SNS? I had a day.

I don’t think that’s where you’re supposed to put them...

Ugh. You hear the Weezer cover and think, “An empty vessel makes the most sound.”

The idiotic American Sniper movie, which completely omitted how Chris Kyle was an insane conspiracy theorist, pathological liar, virulent racist, and whose unabashed love of killing disturbed even his fellow Navy SEALs.

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

I loved Cybil for Christine Baranski (I need a Maryanne in my life) and watched every episode (despite Alicia Witt’s annoying teen presence). When it was cancelled, the rumors said it was Shepherd’s erratic behavior (including being jealous of Baranski getting the biggest laughs) the ended things. Given what we’ve…

And who is going to pay for the training of these teachers,including the fact their training will have to prepare them for possibly shooting a child or former student? Who is going to pay to arm them? Who is going to pay the ridiculous insurance each school will have to maintain, in case Mr. Johnson accidentally…

Maybe Khloe just stopped in to use the bathroom.

Excuse you but where is Hot Duck? Hot Duck lives for the attention and has practically taken over NYC all while pretending he doesn’t care.

Clover! I was reading the November issue of Elle today, specifically the profile on Lupita Nyong’o, Danai Gurira, and Angela Bassett, and got so excited when I saw the author!  I was like, “I know her!!”  Congrats on the gig and great article.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

I think we all needed some time to decompress after finding out Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion at a convenience store.

They’ll need it just to handle all of the party invitations.

That’s hilariously stupid. I hope we get extra mail delivery when Trump dies. 

The USPS gets $0 in taxpayer money. The USPS is, since its creation, self-supporting.