I’m getting real tired of movies where some cosmic accident has to happen for the fat girl to get a boyfriend

I can’t believe Whitney’s “whoooooooooo” was cut at the end of the trailer.

My first thought was - I wonder if they’re worried she was going to sue bc the road was improperly closed, and this is their way of forestalling and delegitimizing her.

I completely adore Busy Philipps and will 100% watch her show. But I feel the need to mention that reading that headline put this in my head:

I wish Jack would make himself disappear.

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

You are significantly underselling Dr. Oz. Also the airtime she gave to Jenny McCarthy.

Vox Lux, because Velvet Gaga Mine was a little too on the nose?

With Jude Law in the mix, I feel like this could be a sequel to Closer where Alice becomes a pop star and Dan spends his middle age riding her coattails.

“She looks like your Aunt Clara in 1985.”

If they toned it down like 5%, in the beheading factor, I think the movie could play out as an awesome drama. To call it a shocking horror movie is beyond me. The only scare I got (albeit a jump scare is not a real scare) is the car accident. Aside from that, I thought it played out rather tame.

She seems to have an over the top story about every topic. Wasn’t it just yesterday she said she cried for 45 days?

“I heard myself. I just didn’t LISTEN.“

I always thought google should have marketed Google Glass to black people.

It’s a feature, not a bug

Yes!! I also wiki movies constantly as someone who does not have the time/money to actually see movies. Most of the time I am happy to have sat them out, while also having my curiosity satisfied.

same.  Wikipedia is a gift.

Simple favor was SUCH A FUCKING LETDOWN. It should have been so much better than it was. 

I didn’t find the last half-hour particularly scary (although Annie perched in the corners of the ceilings and hover-crawling around was very creepy), but it had it’s own mind-fuckery as the whole weight of what’s been going on throughout the entire film just sort of plops onto your lap. I am not a horror movie…

OMG thank you for also finding the end of that movie ridiculous!  I thought I was the only one :(