unfortunately any site with more than 3 white people commenting ends up being a “white supremacist website”

I was always generally premature as a kid, and when I was 8, I was terrified that I was going to get my period soon; The Care and Keeping of You was an incredibly reassuring resource. Not reassuring enough to keep me from being somewhat tortured by the experience of having a period at age 9 – my classmates didn’t know…

This parent also cosigns the recommendation of Sex Is a Funny Word.

She’s getting paid to party in Greece so we shouldn’t feel too bad for her, yet this is all too heartbreaking to watch.

Reminds me of the old saying: Ben Rothenberg seems like a dick, right?

So you’re saying that because other religions are awful that Scientology is not? That’s novel.... 

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

I do Taxicab Confessions every Saturday in a Uber now.

10 minutes is normal.

DEEP-DISH 

I have to give Jenna Lyons some credit for J. Crew going into the toilet as well. 

He transitioned to an alt-right contrarian chud so gradually it was hard to notice.

He’s only 35. The OTHER human Ken doll is 38.

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

And I just switched brands.

Bitches beat Mitches.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

I

She’s the baddest mother fucker on the planet.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.