She feels like a weird Benjamin Button-Elizabeth Perkins to me, it’s so unnerving.
So apparently every time a trucrimrauthordoes a reading at this bookstore in Seattle they have plainclothes cops in the audience. Scanning the crown and taking pictures.
You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.
Chewing gum helps me think.
That’s a lamb.
Golf — a sport with such an evolved etiquette that I’ve yet to play a round without seeing a guy pissing in the bushes.
That’s terrible. This would never happen at Augusta.
Even his small part in Sisters was freaking hilarious. “My safe word is keep going”
The same management that booked her on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” presumably
Of all the things you have to experience as a ‘celebrity’, this must be the most obnoxious. Having said that, I love watching their airport fashion so I’m part of the problem. Bitch.
“I really, really deeply miss about five percent of the experience.”
Big Foot is notorious for sliding on down the stairs here which is why she almost never wears socks. On the rare occasion she is wearing them you will see her take them off before getting anywhere near those damned stairs.
Those rules are that it’s not staffer’s jobs to be babysitters.
I saw Lesbian Bed Death open for Sixpence None the Richer back at Lilith Fair ‘99.
I’m a nurse. Deep lacerations are often closed in layers, with an internal layer of dissolving sutures. You could put in 15 internal sutures then 25 external sutures. Plus, facial stitches, especially in someone whose face is their business, incredibly small and precise. 40 stitches could have been used to close a 2…
I guessed high heels on stairs, or more particularly, falling off a heel on stairs.
Mine is being bipedal.
Truer words were never spoken.