The e.e. cummings of porn

Federer obituaries were being written even before the 2012 Wimbledon title over Murray.

I never thought about it before, but Schilling would absolutely fit in as a Wack Pack member.

“Hello Curt Schilling, this is the director of the Hall of Fame, and ahhh, yup. You got in. Congrats buddy. Now we’re going to need to get you to a promotional event. It’s going to be at 5037 Connecticut Avenue, Washi...Oh, you know the address. Cool, also remember to eat my ass Baba Booey, Baba Booey”

Yay for Emily, but the book wasn’t that good? It’s one of those novels in which I didn’t cheer for anyone. All the Plumbs are obnoxious, but not in a fun Arrested Development way.

You must have missed what Isner said about Kaepernick if you didn’t already hate the guy.

Her Twitter name is @thegynomite? I’m sold.

As somebody with a compromised immune system, I nicely ask for you to not kill me and please get your shot. <3

She did apologize for that.

If line judges were systematically oppressed by the children of colonialists for 400 years then maybe you could crossbreed that orange with an apple.

Tennys is from Tennessee and plays tennis.

Every time I see the name Tennys Sandgren, I keep thinking I’m about to see Game of Thrones spoilers.

“if you want to characterize people with labels, clickbait headlines, I’d caution you to just be a little bit careful and get to know something more about somebody.”
I genuinely thought he was offering advice out to Sandgren right there.

I can get behind both of them.

I’m replying to you because I don’t want to ungray the person who responded to you. Look at these fools, ragging on a 9-year-old when they don’t even have the reading-comprehension skills to realize that this was a JOURNAL entry. You know, where you express your personal thoughts and relate them to the lesson.

Hm. Best movie I watched on a plane in 2017 was ... Atomic Blonde? My love of 80s music is probably coloring my love here.

Ha! Kong would definitely be that for me, but I also watched Logan on a plane this year and that movie was great.

something that i side-eye about myself is that i unabashedly and ironically loved kong: skull island.

In an interview with the Guardian, Manning outlines her three main platform positions: close all prisons and release inmates, make hospitals free, and open US borders completely. She’s not messing around.