Yeah - anybody who didn’t see this coming was ostriching pretty hard.

Eh, still better than having Depp in everything

“Precisely because you and your family go through life without ever being hassled for no reason, it’s understandable that you don’t see those who are routinely hassled. This seminar is to make you aware of issues you might not understand or even know about.”

Ah, of the Newport Shitfuckers?

her audience’s desire to see something grotesque

Ear wax extraction vides are where it’s at.

*Googles power washing vids*

SAME!! ... Or those hydraulic press videos!

Well, thank goodness none of his child sex slaves killed him in self defense.

I gate check bags for free all the time, although not by choice. Since they charge a fee for checking a bag when you get there, everyone tries to carry their bag on, which means there is’t enough overhead space. Almost every flight I go on they ask if anyone wants to volunteer to gate check for free, and many flights…

It’s 2017. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive. You’re right.

So do I want to google this image or nah................

Definitely. That hockey skit spoke to me.

In light of everything that’s come out about Hollywood in the last few months, I’m reconsidering the dislike I have for female celebs known to be difficult. Like, I was going to make a snarky comment on a story about Juliana Marguelis’ new show, but it’s like, “Fight the real enemy.”

This is my best guess as to what Millie Bobby Brown of “Stranger Things” will look like in a couple decades...

Can they not smell you?

I’d say skippin’ leg and arm day, but it just looks like he’s skippin’ gym day.

A NSFW card game is getting into a land war with an insane former reality show host who is now the President of the United States, and said President is possibly being blackmailed by a hostile foreign government with a pee tape. JFC.

Thorlo socks.