You should write this column.

FYI, victims of sexual assault....

What a fucking cunt.

“I learned it from watching you!”

Make sure you follow Tracee’s Instagram, it’s fabulous.

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

Showed up to grounds at 5-3 in fourth set, mainly to watch Fed at night, but we sprinted to Grandstand. Been to several big tennis tournaments/matches, but honestly, nothing beats the feeling I had watching that 5th set. The heart on both sides, easily could have been a tank by Theim but he grinded his ass off. And…

Did you just #NotAll tornado?

perhaps helping the prosecutor when the erratic driver was taken to trial.

I’m rooting for Isner just because it would be awful and endless and excruciating. Imagine the men’s final going 96 games and lasting into Monday; it would be horrific, and the takes would be scorching. Isner would probably still manage to lose it, too. Glorious.

Plus someone else has to worry about entertaining my goddamn kids all day.

Most people are also dumbass twats so I’ve been in for a long ride since birth, I’m used to it.

The constitution just says we can have guns.

“me so thelioma”

I am so goddamn tired of centrist democrats adopting this bullshit alt-left narrative that doesn’t even actually fucking exist. Fucking hell.

is this really asbestos you can do, c’mon

What we’re seeing here is essentially the law enforcement version of “affluenza”. Now that we have 2 derelict leaders (Trump/Sessions) providing agencies across the land with unparalleled senses of entitlement and shown little real consequence for bad actors, it’s inevitable that more and more LEOs will embrace their…

LOOK AT THOSE OTHER COPS STANDING THERE. I want everyone to remember that every time people start talking about how cops that do things like this are just “a few bad apples.” Remember that the rest of that saying is “ruin the whole bunch.” They stood there and did nothing, just like the cops who were on those planted…

In search for the hot gif of Mauricio dancing at the white party shirtless, I crossed this little gem that you all can use at your disposal. This is me ALL THE DAMN TIME.

She was talking about Sharapova’s second round match on center court, against Timea Babos.