as long as its not Djoko i am ok

Remember when we were kids and you’d carve a face into an apple and leave it out for a while and it would get all brown and wrinkly and look like a witch?

I feel bad saying this but I’m kind of glad it was Billie Jean King who got to beat Bobby Riggs

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

“overall intelligent” I’d rethink that. 

Santa’s skin tone.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

To me, she’s an even less self-aware Gwyneth Paltrow.

I am at her disposition to present my apologies in person if she would like it

Eh, in my opinion it’s a pretty impressive lineup, even though I’m not really a fan of the performers. I’ll still watch this weekend, and props to Ariana Grande for putting it together.

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

I’d rather see Bryce Harper and Hunter Strickland play a match.

Also, it’s often horse.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

The artist literally agrees with them.

What is more unbelievable: that Donald trump is President or that Kim Kardashian is still a thing?

That’s Ms. Chanandeler Bong.

This is overly simplistic. Films with women, helmed by women, written by women (or black people, Latino people, etc) do make money- often tons of money, but every time the studios slap their foreheads, say it’s a miracle and this is going to change everything- then they don’t change anything.

I think she missed the point of Archie Bunker’s character.

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.