My boyfriend asks me all the time if I want to go perform some “sex magic.

Speaking of NASA I know that the dude who founded the Jet Propulsion Lab was into orgies and Satan and spells. But also, jet propulsion. Thanks, Drunk History!

I’m going to drop, “Be a Pisces,” all the damn time now.

He doesn’t understand what “dated” means.

When you look at herpes under the microscope, it’s wearing a backwards baseball cap. So...yes.

I’m dying to, but is it worth it for the $$? Please say yes.

It was a fantastic match. I was pulling for Caro, but I was getting very worried in the third set when she lost that 3-0 lead. So many momentum changes. 90 degree temp...great job, ladies!

After Fowler told me not to judge Tennys too harshly, he’s officially dead to me. Have a a metaphorical Crock-Pot, Chris.

The Halep/Davis match was one of my faves of the tournament, but the match with Kerber brought some excellent drama. I really want Caro to win a major, but I’ll be happy with a Halep win. As her coach, Darren Cahill, says, “Let’s go, Simoner.”

But they were in New York! And one worked for a lit mag! So that makes them very, very interesting. /s

Ugh. I hate his gangly ass.

Rod Laver.

Isner came into the fray to defend Tennys. I mean, I already abhorred Isner’s tennis. So it was an easy step to hate Isner himself.

I usually download Netflix stuff and watch on my iPad. Watched the entire season of GLOW on my way to Germany. But when United offered Kong for free on a trip to Denver, I was like, Why not! Plus, THiddy.

It was the best movie I watched on a plane in 2017.

The best match of the tournament so far was Halep/Davis in the 3R from Friday night (EST). If someone loses a toenail, you know it’s good tennis.

Querrey looked pretty good against Feli. Stevie Johnson has him next.

That’s how I came to love (and buy) Kate Someville Goat’s Milk eye stuff. From a Sephora sample. Same for Algenist crap.

Don’t bring Tim Gunn into this.

Thank you for this, Ellie.