That was how I originally pictured it. There is a reason my friends call me “Worst Case Scenario Sally.” I have yet to picture Trump licking the cone off of Cilliza’s body. Shit. Now I have.

Because it’s more artificial.

The thought of Trump licking ice cream AND seeing Chris Cilliza (who would lick anyone if it meant he was close to power)? I’m going to pass on dinner tonight. #hork

We need a special prosecutor, like yesterday. No way the guy who is going to replace Comey will be independent in the Russia investigation.

I blame Raven from Teen Titans Go!

The first 6 minutes of Sunday’s American Gods...I can’t even describe how much I loved it. Everyone needs to watch this show. Anger gets shit done!

Me: What kind of wine is it?

And it was to Erika Jayne, which pleased me so very much.

I have a Dora backpack and a Yo Gabba Gabba backpack. Invite friends!! The Dora backpack even has a map, in case we decide to move the party elsewhere.

It was a very good episode. I asked the boyfriend last night if we could have a backpack fashion show with cotton candy. He was not into it. Jerk.

That’s nuts! Do they know why that happened? Was your cervix like, NOPE!

She is a gorgeous woman, no doubt.

There is a Calvin Klein Euphoria ad in the fashion mags, and it might be Margot Robbie or it might be Jaime King. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Rita Ora is a beautiful girl but there is not one striking feature on her face. Every time I see her, I have no idea it’s her. I’m faceblind to this woman.

Exactly. And she didn’t. Because it was still in there.

You can get pregnant on the IUD but it just falling out? have you ever had the Mirena inserted? I have. Twice. It would not just fall out.

And they are like, “It probably fell out” with a shrug? I call major bullshit.

Rich, were you able to see Laura Poitras’s Astro Noise exhibit last spring at the Whitney? If there is an ambient cult, that show was my gateway drug. I was sober (had my kid with me) but it got into my soul, viscera, tear ducts. etc.

I had avocado and a scrambled egg (with a dollop of sour cream) for breakfast. It’s cool. I’m a basic bitch.

Every morning on air, Kelly drinks rose while Ryan eats avocado toast. Basic and Beige together.