Yup. Eczema sufferer here so I scrub my legs before I shave which helps cuts down on my scratching. God, the scratching.

“Blech” is also the sound I make when I look at the merkin Chaffetz insists putting on his head.

These people seem to love Jesus, so they need a double oven for all the post-church hams and casseroles.

So cross-stitch is my outlet and I totally will, free of charge. Hit me up at rubydelabooby @ gmail.

I MADE IT NICE! I need to cross-stitch this on a pillow.

What’s on the lunch menu today at Wetherby?

Note my scoop edit. It’s Sherwin Williams. I’m not #fakenews

Let me tell you about the cortisone shot I just got in my shoulder...

LALALALALALA. I can’t hear you!

OMG, you are right! It’s Sherwin Williams. I had them color match at my local BM because I like their paint better.

It’s where I display my collection of Tori Spelling books. No joke.

Not gonna lie. Went to Benjamin Moore, bought a gallon and painted my dining room with it.

Nancy Meyer’s go-to paint color is Natural Choice by Benjamin Moore. I know this because I once stopped at a house in town, rang the bell, and said, “I love this paint color! What is it?” Turns out the lady’s bestie works for Meyers and said this is the “Nancy Meyers color.”

I saw this in Miami last week...

I was about ask, “What’s a cubit?” but then I realized that’s a Bill Cosby joke, so never mind.

Hey girl, hey! LIFERS! My job has a lot more travel now, so most of the time I’m skimming Jez on my phone without time to comment.  

I need to hear him say it. To my face.

Does Idris Elba know to carry two pens while on vacation? Does he??

This guy!