Men Always fuck us over. Always.

I’m wearing a yellow bra right now because Sharon wore one in S1. Not ashamed.

Patrick did talk injury before he saw her post-match. Then at her press conference, Serena said the injury was not why she lost and full credit to Katrina. She was not a sore loser in any way.

It’s not very good, the Amy book. And I love her.

And without ratty extensions.

Those bugs that infested Burning Man last year sure have evolved.

So the best way to prevent rape is to be more like John Cena? Got it.

I feel bad for Kelly’s nose, post nose job.

“My husband is a diagnosed narcissist. He wouldn’t let me divorce him. But he’s really nice, y’all.” - paraphrased Kelly Dodd

I had it and now my old copy belongs to my daughter.

I feel like he believes in destiny? No, wait. Dynasty. He believes in Dynasty.

Tori Spelling is on this season. I’m def watching that one.

Right. Are hotel bars the thing? Of course, my one of my fave bar in NYC is Bemelman’s at The Carlyle because I’m a huge Madeline fan. But it always seems to be average joes like me in there.

I want to do a Luann/Tom NYC pub crawl. All the places they go. The Regency! The Carlyle!

Fun Sonja is back and she’s also Spot On Sonja. She has Luann’s number better than anyone. Luann has a goal and that goal is to be married. Nothing else matters.

“Where is the Bloody Mary mix?”

And she’s pissed that Bethenny is the one to reveal it.

Yes, you are missing bad sex.

No wonder Daniel screams “I’m gonna Mai Lai Massacre that pussy!” when he has sex.

Number 5 is like, Go back in time and crush a man in 2001. Them shoes!