I need to see this. John Hawkes, right?

I had maragaritas before I saw it. Tequila doesn’t help giant lizards.

I’ll give you Blake, but you lay off my Gwyneth.

Elizabeth Olsen is the color beige come to life. She’s anthropomorphic Silly Putty.

I clicked on the Post article, and it looks like she kissed him in Wellesley Center. Maybe she had a geneal goal of “kiss someone in Wellesley.” It’s unclear.

It says the kiss occurred in Wellesley, home of the famous “Scream Tunnel.” The ladies of Wellesley College line up and ENCOURAGE you to give them a kiss (so I assume the lady was there with her daughter). You have to go out of your way to get a smooch, running over to the gals behind the fence barricade. Last year I…

Lies.

What’s the difference between a drone and the remote control airplane I bought at the Haywood Mall Radio Shack in 1985?

If anti-choicers really believed it was “baby murder” they would be storming abortion clinics on a daily basis. If I held up a 3-month-old baby and an 8-week-old fetus in a petri dish over the side of a building and asked which one should I drop, the answer would be pretty simple for them.

Has he rebuilt Necker Island since the fire? If the answer is yes and he promised to take me there, I would totes fuck him.

I would take 3 more if Eileen were hosting. Because she will cut through the bullshit.

Brandi’s problem is she is kinda dumb and not that funny. People would like her more if her filthy zingers were humorous. But they aren’t.

And trying to imply that Kyle’s daughter was at fault for the bite? Jeez louise. “YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT? DO YOU?!”

She was so vicious during the three reunions we had to endure this season.

I don’t know what Bobby Finger sounds like, but when I read this, I imagine Billy Eichner screaming every frantic line to me. WRONG ANSWER!

That last piece is excellent advice and I just took you up on it. :)

I don’t know how the nation felt, tbh. It was very local for me, as a runner and New Englander. I ran the marathon that day, had finished, and was just meeting up with my family when the bombs went off. Then everyone starts running and looking towards the sky....The terror of being with my four-year old daughter and…

Thanks to this POS and his brother, I spent most of the spring and summer of 2013 in swirl of insomnia and anti-anxiety meds. I feel weird right now because I feel nothing at hearing this verdict. Might take a preventative Xanax.

That was good, but I was kinda hoping their office was in an actual Publix. Like by the bakery display.

When Jamie says, "You're ripping my guts out, Claire!" I have never wanted to hold a fictional character so bad.