Um, frozen bananas make amazing banana pancakes, banana bread, banana chocolate chip muffins, smoothies, etc. Don’t hate on the bananas, they are not your problem.

Looks black and gold to me.

HOW HAS SHE NOT YET FOUNDED A LIFESTYLE BLOG?

Is it a weird thing to name your car?

I once sat next to her at the late great L’Orangerie (in West Hollywood), circa mid 90s. She was with the late Mr Wildenstein and my whole decadently expensive dinner was spent trying to be subtle as I watched her eat.

Thank God cats can’t use scissors!

I’m thinking you’ll want to avoid the entire Pacific Rim, due to the impending tsunamis from 100-megaton nuclear strikes.

I love that “they don’t yet have Asia expertise on team” as an explanation.

HE HAS BEEN REFUSING DAILY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS AND NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ABOUT THESE CALLS BEFOREHAND!

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I find it more concerning that nobody in his entourage realized this was a bad idea and knocked the phone outta his hands. I mean, if there was ever a time for a secret service guy to be go rogue and be like “even I know you don’t say shit about Taiwan!” and shoot the phone...

yep...

For a second I thought Jezebel had decided to commit suicide. That’s the Age of Thiel for you.

Shame on you.

God bless the Satanists.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

Michael Shannon is a scary bastard but I love him.

They spoke to Matthew Mcconaughey about this and this is what he said: “Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward. I don’t mean going back to reminisce or chase ghosts, I mean going back to see where you came from and picking up drunk kids. Where you’ve been drunk, how you got there, see…

Agreed! Orlando’s hair is the real story here!