Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Cool story, Lena. Hope your Oppression Olympics Thanksgiving comes with medals tonight.

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

Let’s hope the daughter countersues this — person — for harassment and emotional distress.

The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

The Beckham’s have WIRE HANGERS?!! Fuck man, that IS crazy!!

This is literally all I can ever think of when I see David Blaine.

That’s how you know it’s real

I hope he sets up an A-Team style group of renegade do-gooders who comically thwart the cartoonishly evil GOP policies at every turn.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

Hadid no idea!

You Hadidn’t?

Contrary to what Loverboy says, Looks like not everybody is “Working for The Weekend”

Does anyone else look at a picture of Bella Hadid then immediately forget what she looks like?

It seems like coworkers getting in touch with their inner Abigail Williams were the real problem at that job.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Love is awesome, isn’t it?

“she has withdrawn the suit against both the site and its founder, Fred Mwangaguhunga.”

I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.