I wish somebody didn’t have to post this comment, but 2016 has been a strange year. Thank you for taking the bullet on this one.
“It looks like Leo’s rubbed off on him.”
If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.
Hold up - dirndls advertise your availability like a stoplight party? That’s amazing new information! Also, at Dollywood there is definitely a Dolly version of a bedazzled dirndl.
I forgot about that guy! I remember my mother sitting next to me, knitting in a judgey way and saying “well he’s got the right idea.”
It was the most miserable one. I loved it. They slowly ended up eating rotten fish, having an insurrection because the leader was ordering them to do stuff and one dude ran away and ate modern food for a day or two. They completely failed.
Do you guys remember that TV show where different families had to live in New England as if it were the 17th C and NO ONE cut down anywhere close to enough wood for the winter?
NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.
no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”
It’s the Pitts.
My grandmother can leave me wondering sometimes if I was burned, or if my sister was straight up insulted. “Why don’t you wear the other dress? It helped your sister look thin.” It’s like she’s got to get in a twofer.
I never really thought about it, but woah, that guy must know some crazy shit. I want him to write another book just about his opinions of people.
How many times did Shailene Woodley’s neighbors think the phrase “What the fuck is wrong with this family?” while driving past their house?
the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.
Guy Fieri plays Find the Beef Jerky
A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID