“He said Dada today, three times!”

Years ago, I took a friend of mine to lunch, someone I’d helped hire at a brand new website staffed with amazingly talented journalists. Midway though our meal at a fancy restaurant across the street from the office, she casually mentioned how, weeks prior, a male editor in her department had come into work and…

1. Amber Rose is awesome.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

I am simultaneously fascinated and repelled whenever Danny gets down to his ‘skinny’ as my dad would say. I could have happily gone my whole life without seeing Danny DeVito in his skinny, but whenever it happens, I’m like, “You just shine on, you crazy, nekkid, sweaty diamond. Shine. On.”

The dress. The man shoes. This is a woman I’d find stumbling around confusedly in my back yard.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

Is this one completely open in the back too, maybe with one flimsy snap? Modest in the front, g-string in the back!

It’s a perfect fit. Not because Rita Ora is good at modeling, but because no one from ANTM ever ends up anywhere.

Several of those things, 2 redneck coolers (e.g. a styrofoam cooler), a case of shitty light beer, a case of cheap bottled water, and an easy flowing river are pretty tough to beat as far as relaxing ways to spend a Saturday.

FIVE DOLLARS, BITCHES.

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

Former bachelor/bachelorette that is now pregz with a non bachelor baby. Cupcake magazine is probably marketed towards people who want to go from average Joe funfetti box cake baker to this:

Forget the series, that’s a good plan for Shailene Woodley. It won’t be a particularly cruel thing to do to her- that hippy loves nature.

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

OKAY my new rich person goal is to have two people massage me at once

Hey girl.