This woman is so badass.

I don’t know what these words are. Is this like a Sears Roebuck catalogue? Where are my glasses?

“We need to change our names, but I really wanna keep using all my monogrammed stuff...”

So both of these twins were the evil one?

Ode Mountain sounds like a men’s deodorant scent.

Gwen Stefani has been exploiting the euthanasia for years.

The pope’s english is NOT great. When the Pope came to Philly it was like 72 hours of pope-itude and he did some stuff in English but obviously REALLY struggled with it.

Defs Tati. She does the best reviews out there.

I like Tati (Glam Life Guru) mostly bc she has a very relaxing and down to earth personality.

Babysteps nameof her next boo

The most likely thing: Her lawyer said, “Hey, as long as we’re filing, let’s include a petition for spousal support, it’s standard procedure,” and she said, “Okay, you’re the expert.”

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

I work on the same floor as the President of the company so I tend to dress up a bit more because she’s always walking about and there are always guests and big meetings. But honestly I kind of like having “work clothes” and “fun clothes” - putting on a more professional outfit and heels helps me feel more capable and…

** aggro demon voice**

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

I wonder if Chyna and Rob are going to have a boy, it means there will be another male Kardashian heir to the House and Kris Jenner will drive a dagger through Rob’s heart at the baby’s name day.

ShopJeen sounds like it’s the online equivalent of one of those stores that pops up in a dying mall and disappears within a year b/c no one wants to buy clothes that smell like the shipping container they came in on was also carrying gasoline.

You’re a vegan?!