“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

And I HATE IT.

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

I was all set to comment about how I disappointed I was to hear the Idris gossip but I have have nothing on that anymore because

Aimée, great first Dirt Bag!

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

Caitlyn is doing her best I’m-just-here-so-I-don’t-get-fined face. She really wants to be at home, drinking Chardonnay, and playing with her remote helicopters.

Actually, I think he’s mostly full of miscellaneous fingers.

I can.

Somehow I just can’t picture Taylor being willing to do....that with her impeccably manicured fingers.

Why doesn’t Kanye ever use his powers for good anymore? Remember that time he made George W. Bush famous after Katrina?

Well, Black Ken’s in there.

I only saw one male student get that disrespectful with one of my lady professors. The whole class was like, “dude, come on, no...” and the tension was so thick, but then he persisted and just pushed her over the top in the middle of her lecture. She pointed at the door and said GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM AND DO…

#notallmen, right dude?

Quick PSA: If you don’t “get” this video, it’s because Beyonce didn’t make it for you. There’s nothing that says black culture needs to be distilled and broken down for the masses. Some things are just for us.

Shade at the idea that there has to be a conspiracy or metaphysical voodoo explaination for her success and power to lift other artists into success. Similar to how ancient non-Western civilizations couldn’t have discovered or invented the technology for the pyramids or large landscape art, must have been aliens or…