She called him a “cornball”. I love you, Amber.

Going to have to respectfully disagree re: Bristol Palin. You tell me she has some batshit opinion on something she’s got no insight into? I’m there. I’d absolutely tune in to Bristol Palin just yammering nonsense.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

I was Courtney Stodden’s next-door neighbour for years. You don’t even want to know. They are not very nice people and it is totally unsurprising that her mother’s in this.

was thinking she must have a pet sole fish?
(the kind they tend to filet)

Is that the cosmetically altered soul? Maybe the cosmetic surgeon inserted a heart in there. GOD Randi why you be so mean on that poor girl who wants nothing more than to fight with her mom for money. /s

I think calling Dr. Debbie Magids a Doctor is a stretch as well.

Heidi: “You ripped the heart out of my soul”. Huh?

a mom yells, “You guys are gonna see a mother and daughter have a fucking fight,”

They need to change the job descriptions of the therapists who appear on these type of shows to “disaster facilitators”.

Sometimes I see stuff like this, and it almost makes me wish I cared about my mother enough to hate her guts. I just don’t give a shit, though, and I feel like that’s probably worse.

I mean, I GUESS I’ll watch. But from the headline I assumed it was going to be a Freaky Friday style version of WifeSwap. And the moms have to live in dorm rooms or like tiny crowded apartments in Brooklyn and the daughters have to like do their mom’s job and we all have to feel uncomfortable about them being wifely…

It makes me so exasperated, I can barely contain it.

Good idea: Globe with movable continents

Can they do custom ones? I want one that’s like just xanax.

Nah would never put up there. What am I a sorority girl in the south or going to tea with the queen of England??? No thanks.

Wombmen.

I’m so glad the internet wasn’t such a big thing back when I was 16-22.

I mean, I’ve know people who like to sleep in sinks and on windowsills, but eventually everyone realizes that pregaming with cheap tequila is a bad idea.