My kingdom for a peek at Gigi Hadid’s texts from last night.

“Half a bar of valium”

Did she have nose cancer? If so, I apologize in advance for...WTF is that thing on her face?

Coming this winter, Dance Cons, only on TLC!

Reminds me a little of Kevin Smith’s stories about Prince — Prince does not understand why he cannot have a giraffe at his house at 2am, and the job of his assistants is to explain it to him without making him angry.

“Let’s see her waltz her way out of that.”~~~ My sister reading STAR.

I’m surprised she wasn’t involved with a pyramid scheme.

In my dreams she will get imprisoned, teach all the other prisoners to dance, and put on a performance the likes of which this world has never seen.

Jess was coming from NYC, too. He was supposed to be much cooler than anyone in Stars Hollow, which was part of what made him appealing to Rory and a foil to good old Dean.

The close call with John Wayne Gacy blew me away.

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

A toddler blow job joke. Hilarious.

I would just like to take this as an opportunity to point out that Patrick Wilson has been in three movies that had genital mutilation as a subplot: Insidious 2 (WTF?), Hard Candy, and Little Children. It reminds me of David Duchovny and the movies/shows he’s been in which have auto-erotic asphyxiation as a subplot.

Holy fuck that movie was scary

this looks great and is not too much, though I would say to get one of those plastic Full Lips things to make your lips bigger.

Ugh, like all those awful Jack the Ripper museums in London.

My grandfather ran errands for Lizzie in the 1920’s. Said she was quiet and intense, but always polite.