Is the Daily Mail like Fox News?

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Generally, only lawyers who are insecure and want everybody else to know that that they are attorneys use ‘Esq.’ You see this most often with personal injury lawyers.

I have eyeballs. This does not work for me on any level. I say work harder and save up for an FF.

Murder requires intent, but not even the best DA could argue that there was intent here. If the rider dies, then this would be a manslaughter case.

“Now that Alfa Romeo is making a serious lunch in the U.S...”

If these are not the worst production cars, then which ones are? Hyundai Excel is too obvious.

When did Jalopnik become the fucking cool wall? Great! You got Sex in the City shoes, just like Carrie. No one gives a shit about that either.

I approve of your use of “jabroni” here. Apropo star given.

Totes McGotes. Greatest vaporware ever.

Giving Kenny Powers a run for his money here.

Not surprised that May has read “Twist of the Wrist.”

That’s totally in the CarFax Report.

Soichiro has been turning in his grave for a while now. Not only cars lack innovation, but motorcycles have also suffered. We have not seen a new Fireblade since the last ice age.

It’s also not a good idea to go up against litre superbikes in your Jetta.

There is absolutely no need for 2 Prowlers. 1 was enough and good riddance!

Torch, I love you dude, but I am calling John Oliver BS on this one:

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Geary, McGearface!