apparently the answer is: Nothing

Guys, be nice. He has to keep his dip somewhere.

Why did they bleep the word 'cheater?'

I'm not sure BTC deserves hall of fame status, but the way he talked about his brother — now that guy sounds like a hall-of-famer.

Sunday? Forced to start at QB for the Bills.

Hotdog sandwiches?

Hotdogs to the face gifs?

wait, before I favorite this comment, I want to make sure you mean that you think Euripides would vote against sex and not that you're nominating Euripides for the DSHOF — because I wouldn't put it past you, you bastard.

So they got Dickie V lined up to do the local Duke broadcast?

I know they've been doing some major renovating at LAX, but this greeting sign in the new International terminal is totally inappropriate.

#sticktosports

Where you see two sets of footprints, I was walking beside you.
Where you see one set of footprints, I was carrying you.
Where you see all those footprints in a circle around you? That's when I was walking around you and pointing and saying "Loser!"

Maybe they had proof that he was a cigarette-smoking witch. Did you ever think of that?

GAH! SHAI-HULUD HAS ESCAPED FROM ARRAKIS!

If this happens, Oddibe McDowell is a shoe-in

you're a fellow?

You left out:
100. Getting hit by an ambu

Yeah man, that Raysism is just a bitter old man now. "Oh, your jokes are too obvious! Oh, running is the best!" I think I'll go back to articles from three years ago and recommend some of his comments back from when he was still alive inside.

Too bad, if he had just gone as Maria Elena Perez, the NCAA would have paid him for his troubles.

The Dolphins ran a similar promotion, but they DVD they gave out was Mean Girls.