@MarissaExplainsItAll: for a straight man? i think not

@MarissaExplainsItAll: i have a theory about that.

@OchentaYcinco: what a silly thing to say. they're probably under the same listing!

is one of you (or many) paying the braves to torture me?

@rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: ya ever play with silly putty and print the newspaper on it? and then stretch it out so it looks all funny? thats what tattoos look like when you hit 70

all right dead heads, im off to audition to replace david souter. wish me luck

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: the name "braves" really isn't exploitive when stripped of things like chief nok-a-homa and the old logo. really no different than sharks or bears. but im not native american so i guess i don't really know

@toledostripper: in fairness the braves have done a good job eliminating most of the racist imagery and symbolism. the name and the chop are still around, but compared to other indian teams (the criminoles, redskins, cleveland), they've done a good job toning it down

@Kick His Ass Seabass: saw x-men today— definitely worth checking out. no mos def though

@MrRedDevil: did you really just drop the bravos because javy lopez left? be honest

@Business_Socks: excellent book. mongoloid.

@toledostripper: because Barry O just took a dump

God the Braves need mccann back. we're puttin up 2 runs every night. pitchings solid but 2 r/gm makes it tough to win

@CanHeHackett: ON A BOAT

@Quake 'n' Shake: i'd like to request a ban on artificial turf as well?

they're going to have to bomb the raiders headquarters to make sure his career is actually ruined, not just on hold

@Quake 'n' Shake: you bite your tongue

@ClintonPortishead: yeah you probably dont think NASCAR drivers are athletes either. psh

whatever intern is writing the headlines on WWL for that game just cant let go of the shake rattle and roll thing. enough is enough.

@ithacabaron: rock choke jayhawk