@toledostripper: i'll give the dog 3/4

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: so do we have a problem here fellas hu huh? Good, for a second there I thought we had a problem huh huh

@Karlifornia: i just puked in my mouth a little bit

@Ailanthus-altissima: spiders, cookies, rajon rondo's an asshole, and im writing a paper instead of going on a booze cruise. thats about it.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: the gpa was just the first domino. now that its in the shitter my beer tooth is taking a hit. no booze cruising for me tonight.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: i wonder how our friend buzz reacts when he sees ads on the NY Times website (where the real journalists are) that says "follow us on twitter!"

i don't know which one of you put a [sporcle.com] link up here, but you had better hope i don't find you. my gpa is in ruins

@Quake 'n' Shake: we're really going for pure whiteness here. like vineyard vines white. nantucket for the summer white. stanley cup finals white.

@Quake 'n' Shake: neither. get in your car, drive to the store, and buy all the double stuf oreos they have.

@Katni: chicagaaaahhhhhh!!!

@CoolHwhip: +1 family guy

@TattooedMess(iah): eat shit. you know what happened to me? white trash bash. best party of the year. girlfriend passes out at 1230. suggestions? (cheating not an option)/

but even if he gets walked, are you gonna let him run the bases? no because he's a fuckin midget, i mean little person. if you pinch run for him he (if he does what youre assuming he will do) gets one AB/game.

she was who we thought she was!

@Business_Socks: i dont think thats such a good idea

three worst parts of baseball: the DH, artificial turf, and the new york yankees. thoughts?

@rubbinsracin: MLB edition: piniella, baker, leyland

@CoolHwhip: i cant kill all three?

@MrRedDevil: pretty hilarious lineup for the guys at mlb network. not in a good way

@MrRedDevil: anyone watching mlb network heard a ground rule double called "the ball bouncing out of bounds" (courtesy of barry larkin i believe)