the wwl is really on fire this week— ignoring big ben's sex cravings, obsessing over dunk-gate, and now this bag of shit. buehrle throws a perfect game and this crap gets talked about all day 24 hours later?

@Business_Socks: damn you

@Ailanthus-altissima: i think one of us is high but im not sure which

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: with less than 140 characters

@Peter Cavan: well thats a ridiculous thing to say

@Ailanthus-altissima: yeah but it used to be shocking. now the c-word is the only word that really shocks people

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: right but that's the problem. those are epics. Dave's new album is not.

@Sex Fabregas: exactly. someone saying "awww epic fail" when a beer spills makes me wanna jump out a window

i dont know if anyone will agree with me, but the internet has ruined the word epic. its so overused it doesnt mean anything anymore

@ClintonPortishead: and at least youre not watching the celebrity apprentice finale like karl here.

@ClintonPortishead: my condolences

@Business_Socks: Have Prison Mike Scott/Vick give him a talkin to

/papelbon'd

@Ailanthus-altissima: if i was them i would just get the fuck out of orlando. nothing good in that town.

I'm sorry, i've been a ghost lately, locked in a library, receiving only the most essential sports news (like every time a-rod or manny takes a dump).

"you never take a fight unless you're sure you're gonna win"

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: iz very bad drink joboo's rum

@Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: that moves max kellerman up a notch in my book. that puts him at notch 1

@MarissaExplainsItAll: also "my name is willie" by steamin willie beaman and "yall musta forgot" by roy jones jr. classic bad good songs

@Ailanthus-altissima: anyone that's got a problem with alabama has got a problem with me