kinsler hits for the second cycle in a week. ridiculous

if deadspin gets political i swear to allah ill ban myself

@Fatty_B: he's just a regular guy, just like us. except with a rocket arm and great hair

@SlickRickRubio: surely by "its-in-the-hole!"-guy you dont mean carl spackler? why would anyone want to hurt carl??

@rubbinsracin: shit heatley beat me to it

@ToobularBoobularJoy: no this is new york. marinara sauce

@ToobularBoobularJoy: oh great thanks. can i quote you in my paper?

@greenfield-comma-tim: i dont think there's a official dictionary name but theres definitely a word/term people use. goddammit.

DUAN i need your help. i need to know what its called when, for example, all the "rays 2008 world championship" t shirts get sent to a third world country.

im out of market— does anyone know why bobby pulled jurrjens? he looked like he was cruising on gamecast

@CoolHwhip: but at the end of the day, its all basketball. T.G.I. baseball season

@BigTenObsession: no no he said niggaahhhhsss. its not the same. like "can ya lend a niggahhh get a pencil?"

@rubbinsracin: erroneous. fact checking is not good. im just the assistant to the GM dont ban me

DUAN!

@OchentaYcinco: bravos have gotta be the most underrated team out there. solid all the way around. if they get some pop out of frenchy and the rook either the mets or phils are gonna be outta luck

@Hit Bull Win Steak: you taken that back

And out of the goodness of his heart, victorino philled up the empty space under the tree.

her-ka-leez! her-ka-leez! her-ka-leez!

@Gourmet Spud: whoa whoa whoa easy with the f word

@Buck Plankchest Is Your God Now: die-uh-beet-us