The film’s title should be changed to: “Mother Earth’s Fertile Vagina”

I've used that picture for trolling my genitals.

Not only the largest dinosaur ever, but also the coolest dinosaur name so far.

Looks like a potentially awesome movie...except the choice of Dylan McDermott as what seems to be this movie's version of "Agent Kruger" (from Elysium) is really discouraging. Never had anything bad to say about him for any of the few other roles of his that I've seen, but he was shit-awful in his role as a villain in…

I find it strange that just recently on John Oliver's Last Week Tonight show, Oliver made a commentary about how it's practically primitive in this day and age for mankind to still exalt nuclear weapons as the technological pinnacle of what separates "advanced" countries from "lesser" ones...and now UFO tech is…

fucking AWESOME.

Actually, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for trying to shame us into feeling ashamed of ourselves.

Completely random, trivial, and irrelevant to this post:

Iron Man & Ultron back in the day.

Holy shit @ "Paul Bettany (The Vision), James Spader (Ultron)"

I heard about Josh Brolin as Thanos, but I just now learned who was cast as Ultron and the Vision. (yea, I'm late...I think)

Mad Max and Resident Evil crossover...That's...interesting...

I thought 9 of diamonds because it was one number higher than the card that he said to NOT think about.

It's a hole blown out by compressed swamp gas.

...At first glance of the first photo on my facebook newsfeed, I thought those were some really big-ass fruits.

To counteract most of the potential danger from any water-sloshing—and I could be wrong here—but I think all they'd need to do is construct a few "dividers" to compartmentalize the volume and weight of the all of the water. I would do a shitty job at attempting to explain the physics of what all of this would do, but…

Lame and corny "review" of Gravity.

It's because as a whole: dudes in America are rape-happy, boner-wagging, man-children. We are why we can't have nice things...like free-roaming tits.

Keep up with the cool kids.

The Chevy Cobalt is a sleeper casket on wheels.

Hilarious, haha...that's crazy how the video pretty much fit my request to the letter, haha...thanks.