I've used that picture for trolling my genitals.

It's because as a whole: dudes in America are rape-happy, boner-wagging, man-children. We are why we can't have nice things...like free-roaming tits.

Keep up with the cool kids.

The Chevy Cobalt is a sleeper casket on wheels.

No need for disclaimers to "play it safe" when all you need to do is delete people's comments if they upset you.

"I do it all just because I personally find it entertaining," Jesse said. "Got to do something to keep the boredom away."

...because what else could anybody possibly do to keep themselves from getting bored?

...and America has a national restaurant chain where waitresses wear orange booty shorts and is called Hooters, a.k.a. fucking TITS—with television commercials encouraging people to bring their kids along because TITSMANIA is "fun for the whole family". Kotaku should stick to video games instead of drilling on and on…

"I'm tired of the racism in soccer. It's too much."

You obviously don't get out much. There's fucking ugly people in literally every single race and nationality. The same goes for dumbfucks who don't get out much.

It's basically a walking lobster tail.

Pretty much the only way to have "good social behavior" in online gaming is to bribe people into pretending that they're not assholes.

If the Crimean attorney general was a dude, it's very likely that nobody would give a fuck...And if the Crimean attorney general was a dude and nobody gave a fuck, it's also very likely that nobody would give a fuck about the fact that nobody gave a fuck.

Everything you said was my sentiments exactly. I was actually being sarcastic throughout my entire comment, but I realized after I clicked 'Publish' that I did a shitty job in conveying my sarcasm (I'm actually somewhat decent at conveying sarcasm in my writing...usually). I personally think that the "coping…

I don't disagree with what's said in the article, but using the commenters of Gawker and its affiliates as a sample group of the interweb at large, it's obvious that the norm is to accept and relish in the ridiculing of people who suffer fucked up shit. It MUST be done because it's a...coping mechanism...for all of…

YES. I've been waiting for someone to do something like this.

Cheer up, guy. What you are is pretty much the norm, so it's guaranteed that someone out there loves you. See? Your comments got some stars—as expected. Mission accomplished, buddy.

"I want to make a joke about them being eaten, BUT! I don't want it to come across as a racist Asian joke" = "I'm not racist but..."

anybody pointing out obvious racist association (Asians = dog eaters) = bleeding heart liberals screaming racism

Hey, it's alright. Relax. Either you know exactly what you're doing, or you…

That actually kinda reinforces my point...which is that Chu's not the only person—nor the first person—to utilize the DD-hunting tactic, yet "strangely", Chu's the one who is made into a villain of Jeopardy. As I said in my old comment, the ONLY difference I see between Chu and all the other (recently mentioned)…

JustWaitingForAMate: "I'm not racist but..."